Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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