have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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