Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
