Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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