Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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