Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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