I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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