Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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