whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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