can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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