sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
