so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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