Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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