Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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