there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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