we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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