is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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