2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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