STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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