She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.