That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Houston, we have a squirter
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.