I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake