using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life