I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?