I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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