they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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