OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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