There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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