So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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