I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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