Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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