I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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