Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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