no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
send nudes
from the living room?
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