Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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