im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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