? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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