Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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