i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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