Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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