apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
