Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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