dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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