She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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