they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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