Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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