She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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