Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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