Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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