Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
