thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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