just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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