last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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