idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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