a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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