We got so high we made milksteak
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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