what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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