They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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