you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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