My boss' voice literally gives me gas
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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