erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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