i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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