im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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